Leaving a job can be bittersweet. While you might be excited for new opportunities, saying goodbye to colleagues you've shared laughs (and maybe a few stressful moments) with can be tough. That's why a funny farewell quote can lighten the mood and leave everyone with a smile. This list offers 99 hilarious options, perfect for your farewell card, speech, or email. Whether you're the one leaving or saying goodbye to a departing colleague, these quotes will hit the right note.
Funny Farewell Quotes for the Colleague Who's Leaving:
General Funniness:
- "Don't worry, we'll find someone else to blame things on."
- "We're going to miss your questionable fashion choices... just kidding (mostly)."
- "Good luck in your next adventure! May your coffee be strong and your deadlines be few."
- "It's not goodbye, it's 'see you later'… unless you change your number."
- "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, adieu! Don't let the door hit you on the way out... or the revolving door."
- "I'm not crying, you're crying! (Okay, maybe we're both crying a little.)"
- "We'll miss your contagious laughter (and your ability to find the lost stapler)."
- "May your future be bright, your coffee strong, and your commute short."
- "Remember us fondly... or at least until you find a better job."
- "Good riddance! Just kidding (sort of)."
Sarcastic & Ironic:
- "Enjoy the silence. You won't get much of it where you're going."
- "We're going to miss you... said no one ever (just kidding... mostly)."
- "Congratulations on escaping this place! You deserve it."
- "Don't forget to come back and visit... when you have some vacation time."
- "Have a great time, and don't forget to send postcards… from your hammock."
- "So long, farewell, and may all your deadlines be imaginary."
- "Finally, some peace and quiet! ...Just kidding. We'll miss you."
Focusing on Work Habits (Lightheartedly):
- "May your new office be less chaotic than this one."
- "We'll miss your... unique approach to problem-solving."
- "Good luck finding a better supply of free snacks."
- "Enjoy your time off...while it lasts!"
- "We're going to miss your... enthusiasm for pointless meetings."
- "Congratulations on escaping the printer hell."
- "May your emails be fewer, and your spreadsheets cleaner."
Funny Farewell Quotes for Yourself (Leaving the Workplace):
Humorous Self-Deprecation:
- "I'm not saying goodbye, I'm saying 'see ya later, suckers!'"
- "I'm not running away, I'm strategically repositioning myself."
- "I'm leaving because I deserve a vacation... from myself."
- "I'm off to find my calling. It probably involves less caffeine and more sunshine."
- "Don't worry, I'll still accept your calls... if they're offering me a better job."
- "Don't worry, I'm sure someone will miss me... eventually."
Witty & Clever:
- "I'm not quitting my job, I'm upgrading my career."
- "Goodbye stress, hello adventures!"
- "I'm not retiring, I'm re-tiring… from this place."
- "I've decided to pursue my passion...of sleeping in."
- "I'm not leaving, I'm just taking a longer lunch break."
- "My therapist told me to pursue my dreams...so I did."
- "It's not goodbye, it's 'see you at the open bar'."
- "I've found a better gig. More money, less drama. That's all I'm saying."
Funny Farewell Quotes Applicable to Both Scenarios:
General Goodbyes:
- "May your coffee be strong, your weekends be long, and your Mondays be short."
- "Wishing you all the best in your future endeavors (and a serious raise)."
- "So long, and thanks for all the fish... and the donuts."
- "Life is too short for boring jobs. Cheers to new beginnings!"
- "Remember the good times, forget the bad times, and never, ever reveal the office gossip."
- "The best is yet to come!"
- "Farewell, my friends, colleagues, and fellow survivors."
- "Here's to new adventures and old memories."
- "It's been real, it's been fun, it's been real fun."
Focusing on Relationships:
- "I'm going to miss our water cooler chats."
- "Thanks for making work… bearable."
- "Remember me fondly... as the person who always brought donuts."
- "I'll miss our crazy inside jokes and hilarious office moments."
- "I'll never forget the friendships we've made here."
Funny Farewell Quotes Referencing Specific Workplace Situations:
(Adapt these to your specific workplace experiences):
- "Remember that time [insert hilarious workplace story]? Good times."
- "I'm leaving before [insert inside joke about an impending event]."
- "I can finally stop pretending to understand [insert confusing office jargon]."
- "Goodbye, endless emails! Hello, silence!"
- "I'm finally escaping the tyranny of [insert annoying office task]."
- "May your new office have better lighting."
- "Finally! I can wear jeans again!"
- "I'm going to miss... the free coffee (which is more like brown water)."
Funny Farewell Quotes with a Touch of Sentimentality:
Balancing Humor and Heart:
- "It's been a wild ride, and I'll cherish the memories."
- "I'm going to miss you all, but I'm also excited for what's next."
- "Thank you for everything. I'll never forget my time here."
- "Goodbye to the daily grind, hello to new beginnings. Thank you for everything!"
- "I'll miss our camaraderie and the laughs we shared. It's been amazing."
- "Thanks for the memories, the friendships, and the occasional free lunch."
- "Thank you all for the support and friendship over the past [number] years. I'll miss you all!"
- "It's a bittersweet farewell, but I'm grateful for my time here and the relationships I've made."
Funny Farewell Quotes Using Puns:
- "Have a grape time!"
- "Donut kill my vibe!"
- "I'm outta here!"
- "Have a brew-tiful day!"
- "Let's taco 'bout this farewell!"
- "Keep calm and carry on...without me!"
- "Don't have a cow, man!"
Short & Sweet Funny Farewell Quotes:
- "Peace out!"
- "Later, skaters!"
- "Adios!"
- "See ya!"
- "Bye Felicia!"
- "Wish me luck!"
- "Cheers!"
- "Time to fly!"
- "So long!"
More Funny Farewell Quotes:
- "I'm off to explore the world... or at least the nearest coffee shop."
- "I'm not retiring, I'm starting my next chapter... with more naps."
- "The only thing I'll miss is the free coffee."
- "Goodbye stress, hello relaxation!"
- "I'm going to miss you all... except [name of annoying coworker]."
- "May your days be sunny and your spreadsheets be short."
- "Don't forget to water the plants!"
- "I'm taking all the good ideas with me."
- "Let the good times roll...away from here!"
- "Farewell, my friends, it's been a wild ride."
- "To new beginnings and exciting adventures!"
- "Thank you for everything, and good riddance!"
- "Have a fantastic journey!"
- "Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor."
- "It's not goodbye, it's 'see you on LinkedIn!'"
Remember to tailor your chosen quote to your specific situation and relationship with your colleagues. A heartfelt, funny farewell is a great way to leave a lasting positive impression.